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All orders ship via USPS First-Class or Priority Mail and include tracking!

We do not offer expedited shipping at this time.

All orders ship between 2-7 business days, unless your item is handmade or there is a disclaimer during checkout.

You'll receive a separate email with tracking once your order has shipped. If you don't see it after a few days check your *sPaM fOlDeR*!

Yes, we do!

Please keep in mind there are still major international shipping delays due to COVID, sometimes over 6 weeks! 


International orders are shipped via USPS and are typically handed off to your local postal service for final delivery. Once the package leaves the United States the tracking stop updating or may be marked as "delivered."Once an international order has left our warehouse we are unable to make any changes and are no longer responsible for your package.

You may be required to pay customs fees to receive your package – these are completely out of our control and are the responsibility of the buyer.

We ask that you consider the following before placing an international order:

We absolutely CANNOT ship lighters or matches outside of the US. Any international orders placed with either will be cancelled and refunded minus a 15% transaction fee.Please double and triple check your shipping address before placing your order. We cannot make any changes once your order is shipped, and international orders are not eligible for refund/replacement if lost. 


Orders are typically in transit for 1-3 business days, however with current delays at the post office some packages take much longer, so please be prepared for this. We do not guarantee any shipping times.

Please note transit time does not include the time it takes to prepare and ship your order from our warehouse!

Yes! Orders can typically be picked up the next day from our warehouse in Madison, Tennessee

Send us an email once your order is placed so we can refund the shipping and give you pick up instructions.